If this isn’t funny enough on it’s own, you have to go read the comments.
Here’s a sample:
“I was a little disappointed when I first bought this item, because the functionality is limited. My 5 year old son pointed out that the passenger’s shoes cannot be removed. Then, we placed a deadly fingernail file underneath the passenger’s scarf, and neither the detector doorway nor the security wand picked it up. My son said “that’s the worst security ever!”
Go read the rest for a good Tuesday giggle!